Hello Everyone out there in internet land,

My name is Parris and I make things. I read this just now (Sunday August 3rd, 2014) and realized I hadn’t updated this page in 5 years. In light of that I decided to just delete all the text.

Right now (as of this moment), I work at Eventbrite. Doing kick ass frontend things. Follow me on the twitters: @parrissays